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NEA Raising $2.5 Billion For What Could Become The Largest VC Fund In History

Pfft, that’ll only buy two-and-a-half Instagrams.


(Comment made 5/9/2012)

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Major Steal: King.com Poaches Talent Behind EA’s Sims Social To Lead New London Studio

Major Steal is the commanding officer of Corporal Theft.


(Comment made 5/21/2012)

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But if its team can make Shaker feel like a real, natural virtualization of ourselves, it could make it cool to sit home alone on your computer. Because you won’t really be alone.

The same could be said about Chatroulette.


(Comment made 5/23/2012)

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There should be another robot on the other shoulder, and the two together can help you evaluate moral dilemmas.

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There should be another robot on the other shoulder, and the two together can help you evaluate moral dilemmas.


(Comment made 5/29/2012)

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Facebook Threatens To Sue TechCrunch Commenter

My worst nightmare.


(Comment made 4/3/2012)

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  • 9 months ago
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There are only 11 startup logos to choose from at this point, but we’re hoping it’s not too long before TechCrunch’s logo shows up, as well your startup of choice
So TechCrunch is now a startup? :P

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How I Screwed Yasser Arafat Out of $2 Million, the Comic Book

M&A in alley this morning, Arafat in front corporation. Silicon Valley is afraid of me. I have seen its true face. The streets are extended gutters and the gutters are full of cash and when the drains finally overflow, all the hipsters will drown. The accumulated filth of all their social-location apps will foam up about their waists and all the entrepreneurs and bloggers will look up and shout “Invest in us!”… and I’ll look down and whisper “No.”


(Comment made 3/24/2012)

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Steve Jang: The Difference Between Last.fm And Imeem Was “Escape Velocity”

We can use random physics terms to describe startups now? In that case, Facebook and Twitter are currently experiencing a Doppler Effect, according to Ohm’s Law.


(Comment made 3/19/2012)

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